These are the top 10 signs that I just might be suffering from P. M. S.
1. Sure, I'd love eggs for breakfast, as long as they are Cadbury.
2. I wonder if my husband has always breathed that loudly.
3. I come home from dropping Max off at pre-school, get out the jar of peanut butter, pour chocolate chips in it, give it a little stir, sit and eat.
4. The kids are in their pajamas and ready for bead at 6:45p.m.
5. The kids are in their pajamas at noon.
6. The check-out line is too far away for me to wait to open the tootsie rolls.
7. I'm pretty sure the lady in the mothers lounge nursing her baby gave me a nasty look.
8. My work out consists of mostly stretching, who needs cardio?
9. Midol goes right to the top of the shopping list.
10. I'm pretty sure 2 naps a day are recommended by the American Heart Association.
No joke, this is exactly how I behave for about 5 days out of the month.
5 comments:
Mine is, "I wonder if my husband always chews that loud...."
Classic! How old am I and I ALWAYS forget! I almost quit my preschool co-op last week not realizing why I was so ticked!
You forgot desperately needing a mute button on the kids.
I about never cry but 2 days before PMS day I'll cry out of the blue. It's funny that I NEVER think of why until 2 day later when the answer finally comes. You'd think I'd clue in. I guess I'm too wrapped up in my emotions to figure it out at the time. I know, way too much info! If you ever see me crying without real cause...
That was a great list!! I totally enjoyed that! :) And I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes Cadbury eggs! :)
I'm so glad you commented on my blog. I just came over to check yours out and I'm hooked. I've been reading your past posts and laughing. I totally relate to everything you said about PMS especially not being able to wait until check-out to open the bag of tootsie-rolls.
I also love your Almost post. My version of that is that I'm the "good enough" mom or the "good enough" whatever. I'm "almost but not quite" at everything I do.
Say hello to Heidi for me. She is the best and she should totally start a blog don't you think?
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